And Gutenberg Lived Here: Why Is There A Plane In The Honeymoon Suite

Since, as a singer, you almost never know where you are going to be,

and when you are going to be there,

and since  I am married to a mathematician,

to whom a vacation consists of a conference near Disneyworld,

(with one day layover)

or Colorado Springs

(conference plus four days of beautiful mountain hiking)

Or twenty minutes on Peach Street

before the plane leaves,

you get used to taking what you can get.

And enjoying it thoroughly.

And since this has been a year that kept us both running

fast,

with all kinds of problems,

and conundrums,

and places to be,

our anniversary

many fantastic and happy years with a man who still fascinates me, thank God-

picture

mountain man,

trained opera singer,

and very very theoretical mathematician-

a sort of good-hearted,

funny,

practical,

and reasonable,

Sheldon Cooper…

(Did I mention patient…?)

So, as I said, our anniversary snuck up on us-

and with no plans up,

we were almost relieved to find ourselves returning from a gig

and stranded at an airport.

Meaning:

what the heck-

take a day off,

stay in a hotel,

wander the airport looking at people,

and unusual situations,

matching your pace to the buzzing tempo,

looking at all fascinating stores-

lots of fun even if you don’t buy anything.

We saw every local costume imaginable,

including a seven-foot plus black basketball player

in a conical lacquered rice straw hat-

great in the rain,

groups in Saris,

a nun with a very large group of Asian school children

dressed  in school uniform,

eating noodle soup in a Chinese restaurant,

we looked at bizarre electronic gadgets,

my favorite,

and books,

drank coffee

and talked about our singing,

and that the first time we met,

we had dumped a Carnival Ball in Seattle

(yes, they do celebrated there.

A lot of the locals are,

or at least were, at our time as students,

from the Frankfurt area.)

(They also have Saturday school,

where you can take the state A levels-

the school-leaving exam that entitles you to study for free in Germany.

A member of the board of Education in Germany used to fly over to administer the exams.)

so we dumped the Carnival ball

to go to a madrigal concert-

his suggestion.

Got to love a man like that.

And here we were-

still singing,

and our second date was dinner of schnitzel,

a form of thin breaded pork steak,

at a restaurant on the University of Washington’s ave,

called Werners,

run by a couple from Nurnberg

who spoke dialect to us,

and dinner this Sunday night,

was at a pub run by the Paulaner brewery,

from Munich,

and eating, in my case, a boiled green cabbage dish,

in his case, yup, schnitzel,

served by a bubbly Turkish girl,

who spoke….

yup,

Bavarian

to us.

As a group of foreigners,

the women in local dress,

the men in baseball cap and tennis shoes,

stared at the beer mug on the table,

called a humpen,

and tried to understand what it was we were eating.

Since finely chopped kale

in a small tin frying pan does look a bit odd, I admit.

And then another large group,

international AI people from a place called New Work City-

a sort of super city only for AI people,

sat at a nearby table,

obviously studying what we and the other foreigners had ordered.

When we left,

they were chatting happily among themselves,

and one or two of them were actually singing.

And we…

we held hands,

and softly sang the Oscar Meyer wiener song,

and some of the  funny  girl scout songs,

I taught him early in the marriage,

since he had to that point never heard them,

and made our way back to the hotel,

to view the Dr Who Christmas special we had bought.

And wrap up tightly in a bed with a super-large and heavy duvet,

and thank God we are still together.

And laugh at the thought of what we will come up with next year.

copyright Dunnasead.co 2017

Germany local color humor math travel

dunnasead.co View All →

Teacher, Musician, Composer, Conductor, Writer. Sometimes the one, sometimes all. Life is good.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: